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UID:pretalx-toorcamp-2026-BFUU9K@talks.toorcon.net
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DESCRIPTION:A single wheel. No handlebars. No seat (usually). No brakes\, i
 n the traditional sense. 55 mph & 50 miles on a charge. Fits under a desk\
 , charges from a wall outlet\, and makes you look like a wizard\, a lunati
 c\, or both\, depending on the lighting.\n\nI won't be giving lessons at t
 his talk\, but I'm happy to teach throughout the weekend! If you'd like to
  give it a try\, please fill out **[this liability release](https://docs.g
 oogle.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfwaKKr6HXyjpnr6Z_j_M2DdxTYssDo9mfTa4x0M4btabbK
 yw/viewform?usp=preview)**.
DTSTAMP:20260626T034814Z
LOCATION:Prime Dome
SUMMARY:Yes\, an electric unicycle is the most practical way to get around:
  a love letter and an incident report - Dustin
URL:https://talks.toorcon.net/toorcamp-2026/talk/BFUU9K/
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UID:pretalx-toorcamp-2026-7YV3SD@talks.toorcon.net
DTSTART;TZID=PST:20260627T153000
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DESCRIPTION:I used to do emergency telecommunications for the United Nation
 s. The satellite link\, the field network\, the thing the medics and the l
 ogisticians and the press and everyone else needs before they can do anyth
 ing at all. Ebola response in West Africa. The earthquake in Haiti. Puerto
  Rico after Maria. The work was triage in the literal sense: not enough ba
 ndwidth\, not enough power\, not enough time\, who gets the link first.\n\
 nThen I left to do security at a token factory. People ask why. There's us
 ually an unspoken second half to the question still hanging in the air.\n\
 nThis talk is the long version of the answer.
DTSTAMP:20260626T034814Z
LOCATION:Prime Dome
SUMMARY:The Other Disaster: from Ebola camps to a token factory - Dustin
URL:https://talks.toorcon.net/toorcamp-2026/talk/7YV3SD/
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